I still have a job.

A lot of other people don't.

It's been a long, exhausting day of people's lives being decided for them.

Why is it that anytime anyone ever knows anyone anywhere that has a pit bull they irresponsibly got but cannot keep, I am the first person they come to? It is for I am a sucker. And I do not want another puppy but damn she's cute and innocent and it's not HER fault some idiot thought she would be a fabulous christmas gift except OH she actually requires attention and work and real live people around her.

I really hate stupid people. Multiplied by a thousand.

Have you ever done something really stupid and you just need someone to be all "That was SO stupid, what were you thinking?"

You can thank me later.

https://pol.moveon.org/shepstickers/

GOGOGO

Dear uber conservative co-workers, all of you;

You are hereby put on notice. I don't want to hear your shit. I don't want to hear your questions. The bet we made yesterday? I TOTALLY WON. And, bitches, I'm collecting on it.

<3
Amanda

P.S. Don't think I'm unaware of the silence this morning when yesterday it was all you bastards could do to keep your mouths shut. I have my eyes on you.

P.P.S. Did you think I would notice that I'm the only person you didn't say hi to this morning, Henderzahs? This is especially noticeable because you generally sing me a song in the morning.

P.P.P.S. NEENER NEENER

All I can say is... I'm in tears. I am so proud of our country right now. I am so looking forward to the next 4 years. It feels almost like the whole world has changed.

WHY HALLO THERE

Remember me? Yeah, me neither really. It's apparently been 123 weeks since I've posted anything. That is not a small number of weeks.

How you doin'? I want to hear EVERYTHING. Me? Eh, we'll get to that later. For now, I'm just here.

here's a random update:

so we got XM satellite radio a month ago because i am way too high maintenance for commercials.

someone stole it out of our car last night.

bitches.

i got a pretty new camera for my birthday. so here's this: 





they aren't really that polite or well-behaved. i had treats in my hand.